The Batman Movie Retrospective Series - Batman Returns (1992)

 Published November 2014

You know, say what you want about Odin from the Thor movies, but at least the guy actually saved a child that was possibly about to die. He may have raised him with the intent of molding him into a propaganda tool, but at he still raised him like one of his own, and AMONG his own!

Meanwhile, Penguin’s mama and papa, Peewee Herman and Queen Bansheera- No really, the Lady Cobblepot actress did the voice of Queen Bansheera from Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue, here’s a link- Anywho, the two of them up and decided, “You know what, our kid’s kinda ugly, let’s just send him down river like Moses, only without the intention of saving an enslaved race of people from an oppressive monarchy, that kinda sounds like fun!” So Odin, on behalf of everyone on this website I’d like to present you with this

You’ve earned it big man!

Look at him! He’s so proud!

Plot Summary Taken From Wikipedia:

Tucker and Esther Cobblepot, an aristocratic couple, throw their deformed infant child into the sewers, feeling that Gotham City’s high society would not approve after witnessing their son kill their pet cat. However, a flock of penguins living in the sewers rescue him and raise him. 33 years later, the child becomes the Penguin. He kidnaps businessman Max Shreck, blackmailing him into helping him become a citizen of Gotham using evidence of his corporate crimes. Meanwhile, Max discovers that his secretary, Selina Kyle, has found out he is planning to build a power plant which will drain Gotham of its electricity. Max pushes her out of a window, ensuring that she will not tell anyone. However, a flock of alley cats lick her corpse, reviving her. She returns home, suffers a mental breakdown and makes a homemade black vinyl catsuit and becomes a costumed vigilante named “Catwoman”.

Penguin sends one of his costumed henchmen to kidnap the mayor’s baby while he “saves” him, becoming a hero to the people of Gotham. However, billionaire Bruce Wayne is suspicious of the Penguin and discovers that he is the leader of the Red Triangle Circus Gang who commits crimes throughout Gotham. As Batman, Bruce decides to protect Gotham from the gang. After Penguin discovers that his parents are dead and his name is Oswald Cobblepot, Max decides to make Penguin the mayor of Gotham because the current mayor will not approve of Max’s power plant. To do this, the Penguin has the Red Triangle Circus Gang create a riot, causing the citizens to lose all faith in the mayor, but Batman stops it. During the riot, Catwoman vandalizes Shreck’s Department Store to gain revenge on Max. When Batman and Penguin confront each other, she intervenes before the store blows up. Penguin escapes as Catwoman fights Batman. Batman pushes her off a rooftop, but a litter box on a truck saves her.

The next day, Penguin and Catwoman collaborate on a plan to kill Batman. Meanwhile, Bruce and Selina develop a romantic relationship. Penguin and Catwoman kidnap the Ice Princess, an actress chosen to turn on the Gotham City Christmas Tree Lights, framing Batman. Batman finds her but Catwoman takes her to a rooftop where the Penguin releases a swarm of flying bats which make the Princess retreat backwards, falling off, making her death seem like Batman’s fault. Catwoman rejects the Penguin’s advances, prompting him to try killing her. Batman enters the Batmobile and discovers that Penguin has control over it, due to a device Penguin’s gang installed. The Penguin takes it on a devastating rampage, but Batman regains control over it, escaping death.

Batman, having recorded the Penguin’s plans during the rampage, plays it during the Penguin’s election speech, turning the people against him. Enraged, Penguin kidnaps all the first-born sons of Gotham, including Max Shreck. Batman saves all the babies, forcing the Penguin to execute an alternate plan to destroy the entire city with his penguin army. However, Batman foils the plan by luring the penguins back to the Penguin’s sewer base. He briefly battles the Penguin, then pushes him into sewer water. Catwoman tries to kill Max, but Batman stops her and reveals himself as Bruce. Max shoots Batman, knocking him out. Catwoman claims that she has six of her nine lives left, although Max shoots her four times, leaving her with two lives. Catwoman kisses Max with an electrical taser between their lips and breaks an electric wire, creating an explosion which kills Max but Batman cannot find Selina’s corpse. The Penguin emerges from the water, but chokes on his own blood from internal injuries from the fall and falls to the ground, dead. His emperor penguins hold a funeral for their former boss and drag his corpse into the sewer water, his resting place.

Afterwards, Alfred drives Bruce home. Suddenly, Bruce spots Selina’s shadow in an alley. He investigates the area, only finding her black cat Miss Kitty, taking her with him before exchanging Christmas wishes with Alfred. The Batsignal lights up in the night sky and Catwoman rises up into the foreground and stares at it, confirming that she is alive.

If you’re wondering at all, I’m not planning to comment on how not like the comics this movie is, if you have even a passing knowledge of the funny books that’s obvious. Catwoman wasn’t some pathetic secretary lady who died and was resurrected by cats, and was subsequently given nine lives. She was just a cat burglar who had a thing for actual cats. Penguin was never some sort of disfigured freak who was raised by carnies in the sewer. He was just some guy who had flipper like hands (and I don’t even think that’s a thing nowadays) and kind of a beakish nose(which I’m pretty sure is still a thing) who looked sort of like penguin, but was otherwise, just your average run of the mill mob boss with a thing for umbrellas. I’m treating this less like adventure in Gotham City, and more like an adventure in…

Which granted, ain’t my favorite place in the world, but when it’s a good time, it’s a pretty fucking good time! So let’s hope just hope this doesn’t suck as much Planet of the Apes did, and have the best time we can!

PROS

• Michael Keaton has definitely grown into the role I think, I wasn’t a huge fan of his Batman last time, but I think I like him a little better this time around. He still makes for a pretty good Bruce Wayne, and I like how this time he actually gets to show some authority as the billionaire playboy. In one scene he confronts Shreck and lets him know him that he’s more than ready to play hardball with this son of a bitch. Nice work as always Mr. Keaton, bravo!
• Danny DeVito’s Penguin is a mixed bag for me, he’s well acted, and even occasionally sympathetic, but at the same time he’s so vile and disgusting that I often have a hard time maintaining interest in him. I really liked how initially they sort of drew a parallel, especially with Bruce watching the initial broadcast where he says that just wants to find out who his parents are, who he is, and why they decided to just abandon him. Alfred asks him if he’s alright, and Bruce just says he’s fine, he just hopes Penguin finds his parents. The moment that really sold the parallel though, is this quick scene where Penguin finds his parents’s graves and throws a rose upon the respective headstones. I get the feeling this was intentional callback to the scene in Batman where Bruce throws a pair of roses on the site where his own parents were murdered in front of him. I’ve got more to say about this character, but I’ll save the rest of that commentary for the cons. Overall, I think there’s more to appreciate about this character and this performance than their is to criticize.
• Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman is another mixed bag for me, I think she and Michael have pretty good chemistry together, and all of her scenes pretty well acted, especially the scene where she comes back home after being killed by Shreck and resurrected by all the Alley cats, and I LOVE the scene where she comes back to Shreck’s office in the middle of his meeting with Bruce and they both know exactly what he did, and he’s not letting him off the hook at all. And knowing that she actually held a live bird in her mouth for a scene, I gotta give her props for that.
• Christopher Walken as Max Shreck.
  

  

  
  I honestly think he’s the best villain of this film, he’s not cartoonishly evil, but he’s still clearly a bad person. He has sympathetic traits, he cares deeply about his son, but at the film doesn’t try to use that as excuse for actions. He manipulates Penguin into becoming his puppet so he can put up his power plant that would actually leach energy from the city. He lets Selina sweat for a minute, before he lets her into a sense of false security, before he actually pushes her out of the fucking window. And honestly, his performance is pretty good in it’s own right. Overall, I really liked this character. I think my favorite scenes of him were actually the moments where he’s face to face with Penguin for the first time and the scene where he sees Selina AFTER he actually killed him. With Penguin, you can see the gears turning in his head about how to bullshit his way out of this potentially dangerous situation, and he ultimately comes up with a pretty good out. And with Selina, you can see him sweating bullets, “You’re supposed to be dead! But you’re not! What the hell is going on?!” I thought this character was terrific, five stars to Burton and Walken for this one!
• Danny Elfman’s fucking score!
  

  

  
  Even better than the last movie, give it a listen here!
• I really like the scene of Bruce and Selina at Shreck’s ball, the symbolism of them being the only people there who aren’t wearing masks is kinda on the nose, but it really does work.
• Michael Gough continues to excel as Alfred, I especially love the early scene where he tells a paperboy, who’s trying to give him an article about the Penguin, that the paper is usually dreck but this kind of nonsense is especially dreck.
• I like how we FINALLY got see Batman and Gordon actually talk to each other, it’s pretty brief and Batman doesn’t seem terribly interested in talking, but I’m glad these films finally got something from the Batman mythos that I’ve always valued as a fan.
• While I liked the actual suit in Batman better, I really liked the cowl more in this movie than the last one.
  

  

  
  I feel like it fits Keaton’s head better, and just looks more like Batman to me. I’m not sure why exactly.

CONS

• What in the hell made Shreck think that Penguin would be a good mayoral candidate? Really? We haven’t a president who wasn’t at least a 6.5 since Kennedy! What makes you think a guy as disgusting as Penguin could get into office?!
• The scene where Catwoman asks Batman how he could’ve hit her when she’s a woman annoys the hell out of me, especially because Bats starts stammering because he didn’t really think about it. Yeah guys, I’ll refer you to this
  

  

  
  

  

• The Penguin’s death is just so mean spirited, were you in a bad mood that day Tim?
• I really don’t find this Catwoman very attractive. Michelle Pfeiffer is a very pretty lady, but the scene where Catwoman just starts licking herself does more to disgust me than arouse me. And knowing that that scene is meant to arouse me, that’s a definite con.
• I really hate how the first thing we see Selina do as Catwoman is kill a sexual predator and then YELL AT THE WOMAN WHO WAS BEING ASSAULTED FOR MAKING IT SO EASY FOR HIM! Fuck you Catwoman!
• The scene where Catwoman keeps taking a bunch of bullets from Shreck and she starts counting off how many lives she has left before she actually kills him doesn’t work for me, considering that I’m pretty sure only one of those actual shots would’ve been lethal. By the end of the film she has one life left, but I’m pretty sure she should’ve still had about five.
• Speaking of her various lives, I really wish they’d kept whether or not Selina was still alive ambiguous, it felt kind of tacked on when we saw her kneeling with her back to the camera with the batsignal in the background. It would’ve been more emotionally resonant if we ended with Bruce still thinking she was alive, but we the audience weren’t 100% sure

All in all, this is a pretty flawed film, but I think I enjoyed it more than it’s predecessor. I wouldn’t say it’s the better film, but it’s the more ambitious film, and I like how we actually have three antagonists who are somewhat sympathetic for a change. So with that said, I’m gonna Batman Returns a 7.1 out of 10.

Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed this review, and if you did hop on by to my previous review to hear my thoughts on Batman! And then when you’re done with that head back to my blog to hear my thoughts on Warner’s response to this movie with the now infamous

Stay tuned!

DC Animated Superhero Retrospective Series - Batman: Year One (2011)

Written In January 2014

Unpopular Opinion: I like Dark Kniht Returns WAY better than Year One. In fact I find the Batman half of this story is extremely boring, the Gordon half however, that’s where this story REALLY sings!

Plot Summary Taken From Wikipedia:

Bruce Wayne returns home to Gotham City from training abroad in martial arts, man hunting, and science for the past 12 years, and James Gordon moves to Gotham with his pregnant wife, Barbara, after a transfer from Chicago. Both are swiftly acquainted with the corruption and violence of Gotham City, with Gordon witnessing his partner Detective Flass assaulting a teen for fun.

On a surveillance mission in the seedy East End, teenage prostitute Holly Robinsonpropositions a disguised Wayne. He is drawn into a brawl with her pimp and several prostitutes, including dominatrix Selina Kyle. One of the two reporting police officers shoot him without provocation and take him in their squad car, but a dazed and bleeding Bruce maneuvers his handcuffed hands in front of himself, and demands the police get out. The cops try to subdue him, but the ensuing struggle causes the police car to careen out of control, and flips. Bruce flees, but not before dragging the police to a safe distance. He reaches Wayne Manorbarely alive and sits before his father’s bust, requesting guidance in his war on crime. A bat crashes through a window and settles on the bust, giving him inspiration.

Gordon works to rid corruption from the force, but on orders from Commissioner Gillian Loeb, several officers attack him, including Flass, who threatens Gordon’s pregnant wife. In revenge, Gordon tracks Flass down, beats and humiliates him, leaving him naked and handcuffed in the snow.

As Gordon becomes a minor celebrity for several brave acts, Batman strikes for the first time, attacking a group of thieves. Batman soon works up the ladder, even attacking Flass while he was accepting a bribe. After Batman interrupts a dinner party attended by many of Gotham’s corrupt politicians and crime bosses, including Carmine “The Roman” Falcone, Loeb orders Gordon to bring him in by any means necessary.

As Gordon tries in vain to catch him, Batman attacks Falcone, stripping him naked and tying him up in his bed after dumping his car in the river. Assistantdistrict attorneyHarvey Dent becomes Batman’s first ally.

Detective Sarah Essen suggests Wayne as a Batman suspect and she and Gordon witness Batman save an old woman from a runaway truck. Essen holds Batman at gunpoint, but Batman disarms her and flees to an abandoned building. Loeb fraudulently orders a bomb dropped on it, forcing Batman into the fortified basement. A trigger-happy SWAT team led by Branden is sent in, whom Batman attempts to trap in the basement. Branden manages to climb out of the trap through a collapsed chimney, and joins in the gun battle. Enraged as the team’s careless gunfire injures several people outside, Batman beats the team into submission. Using a device to attract the bats of his cave, Batman escapes amid the chaos. Selina Kyle, after witnessing him in action, dons a costume of her own to begin the life as costumed thief Catwoman.

Gordon has a brief affair with Essen, while Batman intimidates a drug dealer for information. The dealer goes to Gordon to testify against Flass, who is brought up on charges. Loeb blackmails Gordon with proof of his affair against pressing charges. After taking Barbara with him to investigate Wayne’s connection to Batman, Gordon confesses the affair to her.

Batman sneaks into Falcone’s manor and overhears a plan against Gordon but is interrupted when Catwoman, hoping to build a reputation after her robberies were pinned on Batman, attacks Falcone and his bodyguards, aided by Batman. Identifying Falcone’s plan as the morning comes, the un-costumed Bruce leaves to help Gordon.

Gordon tries to rebuild the relationships with his family after Essen leaves Gotham. While leaving home, Gordon spots a motorcyclist enter his garage. Suspicious, Gordon enters to see Johnny Vitti (Falcone’s nephew) and his thugs holding his family hostage. Gordon realizes if he lets them go, they will most likely kill his wife and son. Therefore, Gordon shoots the thugs and chases Vitti, who has fled with the baby. Bruce Wayne, on a motorcycle, also rushes to chase Vitti. Gordon blows out Vitti’s car tire on a bridge and the two fights, with Gordon losing his glasses, before Vitti and James Gordon Jr. fall over the side. Bruce leaps over the railing and saves the baby. Gordon realizes that he is standing before an unmasked Batman, but says that he is “practically blind without [his] glasses,” and lets Bruce go.

Gordon and his wife start attending marriage counseling, and he ends with a final monologue: “It turns out that Flass is smarter than he looks, took notes on every little talk he had with Loeb” … “there’s a real panic on, somebody has threatened to poison the Gotham reservoir,” who calls himself “The Joker.” Gordon, standing on a rooftop, anticipates a friend coming, whom he believes able to help, implying it is Batman.

I feel about his movie mostly the same way about the movie as I do the comic it’s based. The Commissioner Gordon storyline is EXCELLENT! If this was just a story about Gordon fighting corruption with appearance of Batman being a minor subplot with no real mention of the secret identity, this movie and the comic it was based on would be FAR better! But no, this is as much a Batman movie as it is a Gordon movie. And the Batman story sucks so much. It’s all about him learning how to make crooks scared of him, and it’s not even like Phantasm where Bruce is frustrated by it, he’s just thinking “Hmmmm, how do I make them scared of me?” Or Batman Begins where getting crooks to be scared of him is secondary only to inspiring the good folks in Gotham to say “Hey! This is bullshit, let’s do something about!” It just comes off as generic undetailed and uninspired. The reason I feel the same way about this movie is because while it follows the same plot exactly, narration included, but it has Bryan Cranston as Gordon! And I fucking love Bryan Cranston! But the actor who plays Batman… Well… I’m sure you’re much better on screen than off it… Let’s just talk about Pros and Cons.

PROS:

• Bryan Cranston as Commissioner (here Detective) Gordon! Fox, I don’t care how much you have to pay, get him to be the Gordon on your Gotham tv series!
• There are no supervillains in this movie, just mob guys and corrupt cops!
• This Jim Gordon is SUUUUUUCH a badass!
• The fights in this movie are spectacular to watch!
• The animation is pretty good.
• The score is pretty cool.
• Eliza Dushku makes for a really good Catwoman!
• Katee Sackoff does good work as Sarah Essen.

CONS:

• Catwoman is shoehorned into this story and unneeded.
• The Sarah Essen story comes out of left field and really pointless.
• The Batman story in here is in no way shape or form improved upon from the comic.
• Ben McKenzie as Batman… I don’t know who this guy is but he should never do voice work again because he is TERRIBLE at it!

Overall, I’m gonna give this one a 6.25 out of 10. If you liked the comic, you’ll really like this movie. If you didn’t, this movie won’t change your mind. If you haven’t read the comic, this movie is a nice alternative to it. Bryan Cranston does great work, but the rest are take it or leave it.